tardiscrash:

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

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wecansexy:

me working on some graphic design

Is this Fullmetal Alchemist

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hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

(via dodgylogic)

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mmemento:

revybutt:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

possiblets:

let’s be honest here, who would ‘t cheat in chemistry

next level cheating.

this is some naruto shit

i think this actually happened in naruto 

The whole percussion section in my middle school band had answer keys in our socks for this stupid theory test given periodically that had no impact on grades but I think was a pre-req for something, and agreed to only improve over our previous scores by a certain percentage (including one of us who intentionally just failed and then passed next time).

How did we get the key? The corrected scantrons were handed back and THE TEST NEVER CHANGED

(Source: vagabondedlife)

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k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT MILKINAFUCKINGBAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

WAIT WHAT COUNTRY DOESN’T USE MILK TO MAKE OATMEAL? IT’S HOT CEREAL

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

WAIT WHAT COUNTRY DOESN’T USE MILK TO MAKE OATMEAL? IT’S HOT CEREAL

(Source: gay8, via nazerath)

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

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wufans-pert-nipples:

i told my parents about the new sailor moon crystal anime and my dad just says in his most serious voice:

of course they would remake sailor moon. sailor moon was before its time.

(via timemachineyeah)

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fandorasboxshop:

Don’t they look so cozy together?

Man if I wasn’t super tired of SPN now, even if I just didn’t know what it was, I wold so buy the black one

EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK THEY”RE ONLY $15? THEY’RE WORTH SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

(via timemachineyeah)

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h0odrich:

Put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up

This will save me a lot of rolling

(via aurorawolfa)

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nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

(via dodgylogic)

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